July 2011
If you don’t put yourself out there to fail, you’re never going to...
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I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh...
thisonesformycalibuds:
OR…when they give you the total, and you hand them the cash. For example:
“You’re total is $4.36”
and you hand them a five dollar bill,
and they say “Out of five?”
NO, I PAINTED OVER THE 0 AND ITS ACTUALLY A $50.
Breather, breather, pizza eater.
For the love of God, please close your mouth while you eat. And slow down. I can hear you breathing from the other side of the room. There is absolutely no reason why you can’t enjoy the pizza you’re eating.