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I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh...
thisonesformycalibuds: OR…when they give you the total, and you hand them the cash. For example: “You’re total is $4.36” and you hand them a five dollar bill, and they say “Out of five?” NO, I PAINTED OVER THE 0 AND ITS ACTUALLY A $50.
Breather, breather, pizza eater.
For the love of God, please close your mouth while you eat. And slow down. I can hear you breathing from the other side of the room. There is absolutely no reason why you can’t enjoy the pizza you’re eating.